So damn Greek, it hurts
Our dad didn't move to America until he was in his late twenties. He grew up in a tiny Greek village in the mountains where there was no choice but to do everything yourself. And so he was a natural entrepreneur: a farmer, beekeeper, distiller and butcher. He brought his ethos with him, and we grew up on three quarters of an acre outside of Salt Lake City. On Sunday afternoons, while our Mormon neighbors began their workweek, our lawn was awash with drunken Greeks dancing around a lamb on a spit. When not in the backyard we were at one of my parent's two restaurants: Queen One and Queen Two. They were typical Greek diners with specials like gyros, fresh spanakopita, and pastitisio (Greek lasagna). My parents once were called to the principal's office at school because we stunk of garlic so badly that the other kid's parents complained... so. damn. Greek.